With the end of 2010 upon us, I spent some time over the last day or so considering how best to look back at the year that was. I thought it might be amusing to put forth some nominations for the best macho photo op by a world leader in 2010. Imagine my dismay to discover just how painfully few macho photo ops I could find. Granted, I didn’t spend hours and hours searching but heck, I shouldn’t have to! The whole point of the macho photo op is to make sure the world knows just how manly you are. These aren’t pictures that are hidden away in some cobwebby corner of the ‘net. They should be some of the very first pictures you see when you google or bing or yahoo your favorite world leader.
In order to try to rectify this sad state of affairs I hereby declare 2011 to be the year we bring back the macho photo op. To do my part to restore this time-honored and noble political art form, here are some 2010 examples of our fearless world leaders at their macho best… or maybe not so much.
Notably absent – Kim Jong Il and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: I figured these two would be shoe-ins for some macho pics. What I found was either utterly commonplace, like Ahmadinejad addressing the troops (yawn), or utterly ridiculous, like Kim Jong Il in his underwear. (Word to the wise – don’t go looking for pictures of Kim Jong Il. Just don’t. It isn’t worth it. It took several shots of bourbon to get over the underwear picture.)
An attempt gone wrong – Hugo Chavez: So here’s another guy who you’d think would have oodles of macho pics floating about the ‘net. Sadly, no. Oh sure, there are lots of him in uniform looking stern, but those don’t count seeing as stern uniform pics are fairly commonplace. Then I stumbled across this:
OK, he’s in uniform, he’s stern, he’s colorful, he’s… um, well, he’s got a parrot on his shoulder. Having seen what happens to my truck when parked under a bird for too long I really do have to give the man at least a couple macho points for bravery. But a parrot? Wouldn’t this have gone better with, say, an eagle or a hawk or maybe a pteradactyl? He gets an A for effort, but in general this is an example of what NOT to do.
Passing off a regular photo op as macho: Nicolas Sarkozy – When you think macho you probably don’t think Sarkozy. However I did come across this pic of him bravely staring down a chinese firing squad:
Oh… wait a minute. No, actually he’s just on a dipomatic visit. My bad. But a good illustration of how sometimes a photo of an ordinary event can be passed off as a macho photo op. Don’t be fooled!
We’re getting warmer: Felipe Calderon – Now here is an example of a fairly good macho photo op:
We see Calderon managing to express his manliness without having to resort to military uniforms or reviewing troops. This definitely earns him some bonus points. And let’s be honest – nothing says macho quite like Formula One! However, to really do this right the car should have been black, he should have been in a driver’s suit and he should have actually driven the darn thing. But still, a good effort and worthy of some kudos.
The master of macho: Vladimir Putin – Get out of the car Calderon, Putin will more than match your Formula One pic…
and will then go on to put all world leaders to shame by being macho on horseback…
riding with a motorcycle gang…
and demonstrating his awe-inspiring judo techniques.
Yes, when it comes to the art of the macho photo op, Putin is the undisputed czar. The web is repleat with pictures of the man being macho on the ski slopes, on snowmobiles, flying airplanes, guiding submarines and stalking tigers, to say nothing of all the shirtless gun-toting photos of him out there.
As a bit of inspiration to world leaders everywhere I offer up this final pic of Putin performing a stunt so extreme, so macho that even Chuck Norris himself wouldn’t attempt it… driving a Lada across Russia!
Wishing everyone a very macho 2011!